Curb Service...

GWC... · 05-10-2007, 01:17 PM

Would you like fries with your order?

WeirsBeachBoater · 05-11-2007, 01:13 PM

"If you can fit it in my boathouse I will buy it!"

Phantom · 05-14-2007, 08:09 AM

" We'd appreciate it if you two guys could just give us a little push out off the dock ....."

Weirs guy · 05-14-2007, 11:01 AM

"I was waiting for that parking space buddy!"

RI Swamp Yankee · 05-16-2007, 07:16 PM

Does it come with a trailer?

Gavia immer · 05-16-2007, 08:25 PM

You wouldn't have any jumper cables, would ya?

hazelnut · 05-16-2007, 09:18 PM

"hey, you scratched my rudder!"

ApS · 05-17-2007, 05:25 AM

Our on-board lab people are doing an analysis as we speak.

If you tell us you weren't aware that these roof shingles don't meet the Town's fire code, we're going to let you go with just a verbal warning.

SIKSUKR · 05-17-2007, 06:52 AM

Could you give me a little push?

ITD · 05-17-2007, 07:06 AM

Getting closer!!!!

***CRUNCH***

Ok, you can stop now!!

Grant · 05-17-2007, 07:37 AM

"Pull my finger."

Just Sold · 05-17-2007, 07:49 AM

OOOPs, you mean this is not Shibley's at the Pier "take out" pick up dock?

MJM · 05-17-2007, 07:56 AM

"Does this dock make my rear-end look fat?"

RumGuy · 05-17-2007, 08:26 AM

OK, make sure the skis are snug, and hold onto the line. With a good head start, I think that we can do this....

AC2717 · 05-17-2007, 09:05 AM

"I am sorry we thought you were someone else" , "Alright Charlie it was not Joe let's steam on out of here"

webmaster · 05-17-2007, 09:15 AM

More pictures by Fred DeVries and the story are here: http://www.winnipesaukee.com/mount/oops/

Weirs guy · 05-17-2007, 11:16 AM

I totally forgot my own motto: "Back up till it sounds expensive."

AC2717 · 05-17-2007, 12:49 PM

"Oh geeze, we knocked down the wrong boat house again, Boss is not going to be reall happy with us!"

Mee-n-Mac · 05-17-2007, 09:22 PM

Crewman #1: "The Captain told you to say 'when' !"

Crewman #2: "No way, he told you to say 'when'."

ApS · 05-18-2007, 03:57 AM

Well, we do know what to do—call your insurance company!

Also, we've also got connections with the Marine Patrol. We'll see that they don't cite you for a violation of RSA 270 G:1(q), which states,
"Every boathouse shall be conspicuously marked as to minimum clearance".

Loony Singer · 05-18-2007, 10:54 AM

"Hey, Charlie...long time no see! What's new?"

"Oh, I dunno...not much. How about you?"

Pineedles · 05-18-2007, 01:14 PM

BOW, STERN, AFT, STARBOARD, PORT! I told the Captain I was kinda new at this stuff! And another thing, I wish he'd stop whistling in the horn thingy.

jrc · 05-18-2007, 02:25 PM

"It's ok to bump the dock a little, that's why you have rub rails"

pirkaus · 05-18-2007, 05:16 PM

I have insurance I just can't find the card

hazelnut · 05-18-2007, 06:50 PM

"ice Berg Right Ahe....... Wait I Mean Boat House Left Astern...."

SteveA · 05-19-2007, 06:49 AM

1 "hey with gas prices at almost $4.00 per gallon.... would you mind running over to the Citgo and get me abount 200 Five gallon cans of gas? It could save me about a $1,000.... thanks! "

2 "Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?"

Skip · 05-19-2007, 07:31 AM

LACONIA, N.H. (AP) -- New Hampshire Marine Patrol authorities continue to seek the public's help in identifying the owner and operator of a vessel that recently struck town docks and fled the scene shortly before law enforcement officials arrived. Officials assure the public that all tips will remain strictly anonymous.

Silver Duck · 05-19-2007, 08:35 AM

Ok, who forgot to bring the anchor?

Actually, my Dad and I were standing by the boathouse at Colonial Pines in Center Harbor (a few hundred yards from where she wound up) and over the space of several minutes watched the wind take her from almost down by the Center Harbor town docks into the boathouse she hit.

Our comments went from "what the heck is she doing?" to "why the heck doesn't she drop anchor?" (I'm still sure about the answer to that question, or whether she even carries an anchor!)

Silver Duck

jrc · 05-20-2007, 01:51 PM

NightWing · 05-20-2007, 02:05 PM

"Nah, we don't need to get the ladder to shingle this roof. See.....I can reach it fine from here."

camp guy · 05-20-2007, 03:39 PM

I got it !!!, I learned it during the State Boater Safety Course: the pointy end is the bow, and the roundy end is the back, I mean stern.

05-14-2007, 08:09 AM	#3
Phantom Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Berlin, Ma / Gilford Posts: 1,931 Thanks: 445 Thanked 604 Times in 340 Posts	" We'd appreciate it if you two guys could just give us a little push out off the dock ....." __________________ *A bad day on the Big Lake (although I've never had one) - Still beats a day at the office!!*

05-14-2007, 11:01 AM	#4
Weirs guy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Weirs Beach, NH Posts: 1,067 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	"I was waiting for that parking space buddy!" __________________ Is it bikeweek yet? Now?

05-16-2007, 07:16 PM	#5
RI Swamp Yankee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North Kingstown RI Posts: 688 Thanks: 143 Thanked 83 Times in 55 Posts	Does it come with a trailer? __________________ Gene ~ aka "another RI Swamp Yankee"

05-17-2007, 05:25 AM	#8
ApS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florida (Sebring & Keys), Wolfeboro Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 2,086 Thanked 742 Times in 532 Posts	Our on-board lab people are doing an analysis as we speak. If you tell us you weren't aware that these roof shingles don't meet the Town's fire code, we're going to let you go with just a verbal warning. __________________ Every MP who enters Winter Harbor will pass by my porch of 67 years...

05-17-2007, 06:52 AM	#9
SIKSUKR Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,075 Thanks: 215 Thanked 903 Times in 509 Posts	Could you give me a little push? __________________ SIKSUKR

05-10-2007, 01:17 PM	#1
GWC... Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,325 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Curb Service... Would you like fries with your order? __________________ [Assume funny, clever sig is here. Laugh and reflect... ]

05-11-2007, 01:13 PM	#2
WeirsBeachBoater Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 709 Blog Entries: 9 Thanks: 39 Thanked 148 Times in 65 Posts	No I think this was the way it went down. "If you can fit it in my boathouse I will buy it!"

05-16-2007, 08:25 PM	#6
Gavia immer Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 193 Thanks: 21 Thanked 19 Times in 11 Posts	You wouldn't have any jumper cables, would ya?

05-16-2007, 09:18 PM	#7
hazelnut Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,348 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 508 Thanked 462 Times in 162 Posts	"hey, you scratched my rudder!"

05-17-2007, 07:06 AM	#10
ITD Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moultonboro, NH Posts: 2,860 Thanks: 461 Thanked 666 Times in 366 Posts	Getting closer!!!! *CRUNCH* Ok, you can stop now!!

05-17-2007, 07:37 AM	#11
Grant Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Pennsyltuckey, Tuftonboro, Moultonborough Posts: 1,485 Thanks: 338 Thanked 212 Times in 116 Posts	*"Pull my finger."* __________________ "When I die, please don't let my wife sell my dive gear for what I told her I paid for it."

05-17-2007, 07:49 AM	#12
Just Sold Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Suncook, NH, but at The Lake at Heart Posts: 2,612 Thanks: 1,082 Thanked 433 Times in 209 Posts	OOOPs, you mean this is not Shibley's at the Pier "take out" pick up dock? __________________ Just Sold At the lake the stress of daily life just melts away. Pro Re Nata

05-17-2007, 07:56 AM	#13
MJM Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 262 Thanks: 0 Thanked 23 Times in 11 Posts	"Does this dock make my rear-end look fat?"

05-17-2007, 08:26 AM	#14
RumGuy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cape Cod / W.Alton Posts: 76 Thanks: 4 Thanked 9 Times in 5 Posts	OK, make sure the skis are snug, and hold onto the line. With a good head start, I think that we can do this....

05-17-2007, 09:05 AM	#15
AC2717 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Maynard, MA & Paugus Bay Posts: 2,522 Thanks: 747 Thanked 344 Times in 257 Posts	"I am sorry we thought you were someone else" , "Alright Charlie it was not Joe let's steam on out of here"

05-17-2007, 09:15 AM	#16
webmaster Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,435 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 441 Thanked 3,729 Times in 825 Posts	More pictures by Fred DeVries and the story are here: http://www.winnipesaukee.com/mount/oops/

05-17-2007, 11:16 AM	#17
Weirs guy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Weirs Beach, NH Posts: 1,067 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I totally forgot my own motto: "Back up till it sounds expensive." __________________ Is it bikeweek yet? Now?

05-17-2007, 12:49 PM	#18
AC2717 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Maynard, MA & Paugus Bay Posts: 2,522 Thanks: 747 Thanked 344 Times in 257 Posts	how bout.... "Oh geeze, we knocked down the wrong boat house again, Boss is not going to be reall happy with us!"

05-17-2007, 09:22 PM	#19
Mee-n-Mac Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,943 Thanks: 23 Thanked 111 Times in 51 Posts	Say when Crewman #1: "The Captain told you to say 'when' !" Crewman #2: "No way, he told you to say 'when'." __________________ Mee'n'Mac "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by simple stupidity or ignorance. The latter are a lot more common than the former." - RAH

05-18-2007, 03:57 AM	#20
ApS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florida (Sebring & Keys), Wolfeboro Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 2,086 Thanked 742 Times in 532 Posts	Well, we do know what to do—call your insurance company! Also, we've also got connections with the Marine Patrol. We'll see that they don't cite you for a violation of RSA 270 G:1(q), which states, "Every boathouse shall be conspicuously marked as to minimum clearance".

05-18-2007, 10:54 AM	#21
Loony Singer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moultonborough Posts: 109 Thanks: 28 Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts	long time, no see "Hey, Charlie...long time no see! What's new?" "Oh, I dunno...not much. How about you?"

05-18-2007, 01:14 PM	#22
Pineedles Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Moultonborough & CT Posts: 2,535 Thanks: 1,059 Thanked 652 Times in 363 Posts	New Engine Room Employee BOW, STERN, AFT, STARBOARD, PORT! I told the Captain I was kinda new at this stuff! And another thing, I wish he'd stop whistling in the horn thingy.

05-18-2007, 02:25 PM	#23
jrc Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NH Posts: 2,689 Thanks: 33 Thanked 439 Times in 249 Posts	"It's ok to bump the dock a little, that's why you have rub rails"

05-18-2007, 05:16 PM	#24
pirkaus Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I have insurance I just can't find the card

05-18-2007, 06:50 PM	#25
hazelnut Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,348 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 508 Thanked 462 Times in 162 Posts	"ice Berg Right Ahe....... Wait I Mean Boat House Left Astern...."

05-19-2007, 06:49 AM	#26
SteveA Deceased Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Gilford, NH Posts: 2,311 Thanks: 1,070 Thanked 2,054 Times in 497 Posts	little help here.... 1 "hey with gas prices at almost $4.00 per gallon.... would you mind running over to the Citgo and get me abount 200 Five gallon cans of gas? It could save me about a $1,000.... thanks! " 2 "Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?" __________________ "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry he'll be a mile away and barefoot!" unknown

05-19-2007, 07:31 AM	#27
Skip Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dover, NH Posts: 1,615 Thanks: 256 Thanked 514 Times in 182 Posts	Who floats this boat???? LACONIA, N.H. (AP) -- New Hampshire Marine Patrol authorities continue to seek the public's help in identifying the owner and operator of a vessel that recently struck town docks and fled the scene shortly before law enforcement officials arrived. Officials assure the public that all tips will remain strictly anonymous.

05-19-2007, 08:35 AM	#28
Silver Duck Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Billerica, MA Posts: 364 Thanks: 40 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Ok, who forgot to bring the anchor? Actually, my Dad and I were standing by the boathouse at Colonial Pines in Center Harbor (a few hundred yards from where she wound up) and over the space of several minutes watched the wind take her from almost down by the Center Harbor town docks into the boathouse she hit. Our comments went from "what the heck is she doing?" to "why the heck doesn't she drop anchor?" (I'm still sure about the answer to that question, or whether she even carries an anchor!) Silver Duck

05-20-2007, 01:51 PM	#29
jrc Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NH Posts: 2,689 Thanks: 33 Thanked 439 Times in 249 Posts	She has an anchor in this picture

05-20-2007, 02:05 PM	#30
NightWing Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 410 Thanks: 4 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	"Nah, we don't need to get the ladder to shingle this roof. See.....I can reach it fine from here."

05-20-2007, 03:39 PM	#31
camp guy Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: formerly Winter Harbor, still Wolfeboro Posts: 1,136 Thanks: 284 Thanked 480 Times in 271 Posts	Curb Service I got it !!!, I learned it during the State Boater Safety Course: the pointy end is the bow, and the roundy end is the back, I mean stern.