Personals

Smith Point · 07-04-2023, 03:58 PM

How come winnipesaukee.com doesn't have a personals tab?
I'm old fat and ugly, I have no money and have a little one. (Slight exaggeration). If you're old fat and ugly you don't have no money, And live on the Lake. Shoot me a private message.
Nowadays I guess you have to specify your gender choice. I'm 62 looking for a 62 year old woman.

Descant · 07-04-2023, 04:31 PM

You won't be old for another dozen years.
When I was about your age, I had a puppy. I took her to the grocery store and sat outside to get her used to being around strangers. Women of all descriptions flocked to her. There are more women than men at the local dog park, and the animal shelter, too.

TiltonBB · 07-04-2023, 05:40 PM

Be careful! It's a jungle out there!

thinkxingu · 07-04-2023, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Descant

You won't be old for another dozen years.

When I was about your age, I had a puppy. I took her to the grocery store and sat outside to get her used to being around strangers. Women of all descriptions flocked to her. There are more women than men at the local dog park, and the animal shelter, too.

Were I not happily married, I'd be all over this right now!

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Descant · 07-04-2023, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by thinkxingu

Were I not happily married, I'd be all over this right now!

Happily married has nothing to do with properly training a puppy. Praise, lap time, rub behind the ears, are for happy, loving "best friends". "Think" about it.

thinkxingu · 07-05-2023, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Descant

Happily married has nothing to do with properly training a puppy. Praise, lap time, rub behind the ears, are for happy, loving "best friends". "Think" about it.

I was referring to using puppers as a chick magnet.

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Mr. V · 07-05-2023, 11:08 AM

I'm told that regular attendance at church and participation in church activities is a good way to meet people.

As an atheist I cannot corroborate this claim.

Puck · 07-05-2023, 11:14 AM

Were we supposed to respond with our gender or our puppy's gender?

steve-on-mark · 07-05-2023, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by thinkxingu

Were I not happily married, I'd be all over this right now!

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I got it!

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Biggd · 07-06-2023, 08:16 PM

This thread is creepy!

Heaven · 07-08-2023, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Descant

Happily married has nothing to do with properly training a puppy. Praise, lap time, rub behind the ears, are for happy, loving "best friends". "Think" about it.

I'm thinking that properly training a puppy is also

all about a happy marriage

upthesaukee · 07-08-2023, 12:27 PM

It's all a case of mind over matter. If she doesn't mind, then it doesn't matter.

Dave

07-04-2023, 03:58 PM	#1
Smith Point Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Smith Point/ Bangor ME Posts: 193 Thanks: 196 Thanked 35 Times in 18 Posts	Personals How come winnipesaukee.com doesn't have a personals tab? I'm old fat and ugly, I have no money and have a little one. (Slight exaggeration). If you're old fat and ugly you don't have no money, And live on the Lake. Shoot me a private message. Nowadays I guess you have to specify your gender choice. I'm 62 looking for a 62 year old woman.

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Descant Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Merrimack and Welch Island Posts: 4,038 Thanks: 1,212 Thanked 1,518 Times in 985 Posts	Old? Really? You won't be old for another dozen years. When I was about your age, I had a puppy. I took her to the grocery store and sat outside to get her used to being around strangers. Women of all descriptions flocked to her. There are more women than men at the local dog park, and the animal shelter, too.

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TiltonBB Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Gilford, NH and Florida Posts: 2,897 Thanks: 644 Thanked 2,153 Times in 900 Posts	Be careful! It's a jungle out there! Attached Images

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Mr. V Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: the left coast (Portland)and West Alton Posts: 1,326 Thanks: 61 Thanked 235 Times in 159 Posts	I'm told that regular attendance at church and participation in church activities is a good way to meet people. As an atheist I cannot corroborate this claim. __________________ basking in the benign indifference of the universe

07-08-2023, 12:27 PM	#12
upthesaukee Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alton Bay Posts: 5,547 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 2,398 Thanked 1,918 Times in 1,061 Posts	A case of mind over matter... It's all a case of mind over matter. If she doesn't mind, then it doesn't matter. Dave __________________ I Live Here... I am always UPTHESAUKEE !!!!

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