...Meredith-Mercedes ambulance service!

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Today's www.citizen.com has an article on Stewart's Ambulance Service switching over to ambulances made by Mercedes Benz over the next two years. I could not read the article because I do not subscribe and just read the beginning...oh well...Mercedes probably makes an excellent ambulance vehicle....and Stewart's probably never-ever buys any advertising in the Citizen....so will keep my mouth shut about making any wise guy comments about how the ambulance will show up to your Meredith address and provide medical help for FREE....and how the ambulance service for Meredith medical charges only start once you get loaded inside the ambulance and get transported to a hospital in a very posh Mercedes Benz.

For example...let's say you think you are having a heart attack at 3-am....but it turns out to be just a bad case of indigestion because you forgot to remove the cardboard backing from a frozen pizza and unknowingly ate some baked cardboard...well...Stewarts will show up to your Meredith address anytime, 24-7, to assist....and there is no charge for them to show up as long as you do not get transported in their Mercedes. ...say-hey....because it is a Mercedes....just maybe they could show up with a cold six pack of Heineken, the Mercedes of Beer, and ask if you need a cold Heiny to wash out and regurgitate that cardboard laced piece of $3.49 Hannaford's pizza at 3-am? Just think about that for a Mercedes style ambulance service, buddy!