Swimmer's Itch = Duck Mites?

[Argie's Wife]

I'm not clear on whether or not you completed your call to F&G but that's what I would have done. You need to talk with the Wildlife Division of the Department. Crap like that ticks me off.... I can't type what I'd like to do to someone like that cuz this is a g-rated forum (most of the time.)

I had to call them a couple of years ago because there was a bear in a tree (doesn't sound like a problem BUT it was right at a school bus stop and there were kids pestering it!). I don't recall them asking me my social security number but that would be the least of my worries - they're not supposed to disclose a complainant's name or info if they're filing a complaint against someone.