Bizer Map Joke

Sunset Bob · 09-15-2005, 11:53 AM

This was for Bizer. On the 4th edition Bizer map on the very edge by Center Harbor it says (this will take your breath away) .I thought this must be a great view of the lake so I went looking when I found this place I found that it is a waste treatment plant and it just might take your breath away.
Bizer I am still laughing.

Sunset Bob · 09-15-2005, 12:20 PM

Has anyone else found this?

The Eagle · 09-15-2005, 03:16 PM

Hi Sunset!
If you look all over the Bizer charts, you will find ALL kinds of jokes, which makes Bizer Maps fun to read. Look at some of the islands like Sleeper Island zzzzzzz, rOund Island, and Treasure $ Island. Also read (follow) some of the roads real close and you'll find a few more, like, "Elvis Meet me in Las Vegas," and some good one liners. Did you find "SarahBeth?" (Hint) Follow the road out of Wolfeboro Falls! Enjoy!
"The Eagle"
(still here after all)

Sunset Bob · 09-15-2005, 03:27 PM

Rt 28 Alton
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

webmaster · 09-15-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Eagle

Hi Sunset!
If you look all over the Bizer charts, you will find ALL kinds of jokes, which makes Bizer Maps fun to read. Look at some of the islands like Sleeper Island zzzzzzz, rOund Island, and Treasure $ Island. Also read (follow) some of the roads real close and you'll find a few more, like, "Elvis Meet me in Las Vegas," and some good one liners. Did you find "SarahBeth?" (Hint) Follow the road out of Wolfeboro Falls! Enjoy!

We got to meet SarahBeth at the ForumFest. I didn't see Elvis although you never know.

Just a reminder that you can get in on the fun and help support this site by ordering Bizer's informative and entertaining chart here.

ITD · 09-15-2005, 05:54 PM

I've ridden by that many times on my snowmobile, never took my breath away, never smelled bad either. Always wondered what it was, thanks Sunset

Mee-n-Mac · 09-15-2005, 06:57 PM

I saw the pic on Photopost and knew it was something on Bizer's chart but there's no way I was going to find it w/o another clue. I did find something that's close to the topic though. Check out Tuftonboro near Farm I and see if you can sniff it out.

glennsteely · 09-16-2005, 03:27 AM

Cheese and crackers.....I could have gone to the forum fest dressed as Elvis and then I wouldnt have gotten thrown in the lake by Pepper and ToW.....You live and learn, I guess.....

Grant · 09-16-2005, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mee-n-Mac

I saw the pic on Photopost and knew it was something on Bizer's chart but there's no way I was going to find it w/o another clue. I did find something that's close to the topic though. Check out Tuftonboro near Farm I and see if you can sniff it out.

Are you referring to Belknap's "Lagoon"? That's related, and very close to Farm.

I've perused that map many times for the funny references, and the "take you breath away" item had always confused me...glad someone took the initiative to investigate. Good one!

SIKSUKR · 09-16-2005, 08:59 AM

One of my favorite finds on the 6th edition was the backward written"Elvis lives,just not here"which could be found where the cememtary is next to the Margate.

GTO · 09-16-2005, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by glennsteely

Cheese and crackers.....I could have gone to the forum fest dressed as Elvis and then I wouldnt have gotten thrown in the lake by Pepper and ToW.....You live and learn, I guess.....

Elvis with an Eagles jersey would have been a dead giveaway

The Eagle · 09-16-2005, 01:04 PM

Hay Guys and Gals,
Who knows what is near the Public Beach, at nineteenmile Bay and before Camp Belknap, where it says. PHEW!" Maybe, "Sunset" will go and check it out?
This forum has been quite lately..I had an idea, to generate talk! Let's see if we can find ALL BIZER's Jokes, and little "Trade Secrets" on his map. Now I know Bizer put HIS house and some of his close friends houses on the map, but never found any of them, Has anyone? What other little jokes and things pop out on his map? Maybe Bizer can tell us, when (if) we find them all..on the newsest edition!
"The Eagle"

jrc · 09-16-2005, 02:53 PM

Here is my first contribution. Near the intersection of Union Ave and US-3, it says "ELVIS LIVES but not here" printed in mirror type. There is really a cemetery there.

Mee-n-Mac · 09-16-2005, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Eagle

Hay Guys and Gals,
Who knows what is near the Public Beach, at nineteenmile Bay and before Camp Belknap, where it says. PHEW!" Maybe, "Sunset" will go and check it out?"

I believe it to be "Belknap's lagoon", see Grant's post above. I don't know if it actually smells bad or not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Eagle

This forum has been quite lately..I had an idea, to generate talk! Let's see if we can find ALL BIZER's Jokes, and little "Trade Secrets" on his map. Now I know Bizer put HIS house and some of his close friends houses on the map, but never found any of them, Has anyone? What other little jokes and things pop out on his map? Maybe Bizer can tell us, when (if) we find them all..on the newsest edition!
"The Eagle"

I was thinking the same thing

How many jokes are there ? Who has found them all ?? What's the joke mean (I saw the Elvis joke but didn't know about the cemetary until this thread, good one

) ??? And finally (for a rainy day or the Winter-FrozenWinniWater-NoBoating Blues) what other jokes might we suggest appear on a future chart ? Perhaps if it's particularly clever Bizer might include it

Mee-n-Mac · 09-16-2005, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sunset Bob

Rt 28 Alton
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

http://funny2.com/bar.htm

Merrymeeting · 09-16-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Eagle

"The Eagle"
(still here after all)

Hey Eagle! Been wondering where you've been! I'm guessing you won't be looking for Bizer clues at the lake tomorrow night! (We'll let others try and figure out what that clue means!)

Mee-n-Mac · 09-18-2005, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mee-n-Mac

How many jokes are there ? Who has found them all ?? What's the joke mean (I saw the Elvis joke but didn't know about the cemetary until this thread, good one

) ???

FWIW - Just noticed this weekend that the joke up by the intersection of NH-25 and NH-109 has changed from rev to rev of the chart. This is the only one that I've seen change.

Bubba · 09-19-2005, 05:37 PM

On Rte 28, "Time flies ... arrow ...", should say, "Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx

Just a wealth of useless information.

Anyone know the story behind the mirror image of "This space for rent" ?

09-15-2005, 11:53 AM	#1
Sunset Bob Deceased Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,701 Thanks: 115 Thanked 25 Times in 13 Posts	Bizer Map Joke This was for Bizer. On the 4th edition Bizer map on the very edge by Center Harbor it says (this will take your breath away) .I thought this must be a great view of the lake so I went looking when I found this place I found that it is a waste treatment plant and it just might take your breath away. Bizer I am still laughing. Last edited by webmaster; 09-15-2005 at 03:34 PM. Reason: inserted picture from PhotoPost

09-15-2005, 03:16 PM	#3
The Eagle Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Burlington MA & Moultonboro NH Posts: 218 Thanks: 17 Thanked 141 Times in 33 Posts	Bizer Jokes Hi Sunset! If you look all over the Bizer charts, you will find ALL kinds of jokes, which makes Bizer Maps fun to read. Look at some of the islands like Sleeper Island zzzzzzz, rOund Island, and Treasure $ Island. Also read (follow) some of the roads real close and you'll find a few more, like, "Elvis Meet me in Las Vegas," and some good one liners. Did you find "SarahBeth?" (Hint) Follow the road out of Wolfeboro Falls! Enjoy! "The Eagle" (still here after all)

09-15-2005, 03:27 PM	#4
Sunset Bob Deceased Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,701 Thanks: 115 Thanked 25 Times in 13 Posts	One more Rt 28 Alton A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

09-15-2005, 06:57 PM	#7
Mee-n-Mac Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,943 Thanks: 23 Thanked 111 Times in 51 Posts	Phew I saw the pic on Photopost and knew it was something on Bizer's chart but there's no way I was going to find it w/o another clue. I did find something that's close to the topic though. Check out Tuftonboro near Farm I and see if you can sniff it out. __________________ Mee'n'Mac "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by simple stupidity or ignorance. The latter are a lot more common than the former." - RAH

09-16-2005, 03:27 AM	#8
glennsteely Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Mantua, N.J. Posts: 472 Thanks: 90 Thanked 111 Times in 38 Posts	Missed opportunity..... Cheese and crackers.....I could have gone to the forum fest dressed as Elvis and then I wouldnt have gotten thrown in the lake by Pepper and ToW.....You live and learn, I guess..... __________________ You have to go out on a limb sometimes, cause that is where the fruit is. You can't get to the fruit from that nice safe spot, clinging to the trunk of the tree......

09-15-2005, 12:20 PM	#2
Sunset Bob Deceased Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,701 Thanks: 115 Thanked 25 Times in 13 Posts	Has anyone else found this?

09-15-2005, 05:54 PM	#6
ITD Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moultonboro, NH Posts: 2,928 Thanks: 477 Thanked 691 Times in 387 Posts	I've ridden by that many times on my snowmobile, never took my breath away, never smelled bad either. Always wondered what it was, thanks Sunset

09-16-2005, 08:59 AM	#10
SIKSUKR Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,075 Thanks: 215 Thanked 903 Times in 509 Posts	One of my favorite finds on the 6th edition was the backward written"Elvis lives,just not here"which could be found where the cememtary is next to the Margate. __________________ SIKSUKR

09-16-2005, 01:04 PM	#12
The Eagle Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Burlington MA & Moultonboro NH Posts: 218 Thanks: 17 Thanked 141 Times in 33 Posts	Phew! Hay Guys and Gals, Who knows what is near the Public Beach, at nineteenmile Bay and before Camp Belknap, where it says. PHEW!" Maybe, "Sunset" will go and check it out? This forum has been quite lately..I had an idea, to generate talk! Let's see if we can find ALL BIZER's Jokes, and little "Trade Secrets" on his map. Now I know Bizer put HIS house and some of his close friends houses on the map, but never found any of them, Has anyone? What other little jokes and things pop out on his map? Maybe Bizer can tell us, when (if) we find them all..on the newsest edition! "The Eagle"

09-16-2005, 02:53 PM	#13
jrc Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NH Posts: 2,689 Thanks: 33 Thanked 439 Times in 249 Posts	ELVIS LIVES but not here Here is my first contribution. Near the intersection of Union Ave and US-3, it says "ELVIS LIVES but not here" printed in mirror type. There is really a cemetery there.

09-19-2005, 05:37 PM	#18
Bubba Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Merrimack, NH & East Alton, NH Posts: 65 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Misquoted one liner On Rte 28, "Time flies ... arrow ...", should say, "Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx Just a wealth of useless information. Anyone know the story behind the mirror image of "This space for rent" ?