I think, not so subliminally, the real issue here is your inability to get a date with a good-looking woman. For that, I’m afraid, there’s probably no solution.
You could try a dating site but I suggest leaving out any mention of your beat-up old Scion or your infatuation with pool noodles. I also wouldn’t encourage any prospects to check out your 7,000 Winni Forum posts.
Just trying to be helpful, a-yuh
