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Old 06-22-2019, 12:37 PM   #20
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Originally Posted by Pricestavern View Post
I take the bug out of the drink, hold it upside down, shake it and yell at it, "Spit it out, ya wee bast'd!"
If it was a big ol' dock spider, he might spit out half the drink. Those dock spiders have a nasty habit of taking a sip when folks aren't looking. Seen a couple of 'em so drunk, had the cops come and take them down to the station. One had a alcohol level of 0.29%. Been wading in a whiskey, straight up. Downed the whole thing, even licked the glass. Ever notice when you walk by with a drink in your hands, them eye-balling you?
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