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Old 05-23-2011, 08:53 PM   #11
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Maybe just sentence the poor bear to doing three bear shows/day up at www.clarkstradingpost.com/attractions.php as community service instead of being euthanized.

Teaching a bear how to sweep the floor with a broom....that's a strong possibility up at Clark's....teach a bear how to sweep up with a broom and it will have a job for life entertaining in Clark's Bear Show, where for the $18.00 entry price (up from the 2003 price of 9.00), customers could get to see various uses of a broom.....such as bear broom hockey.....score one for the bear! This bear show is for you.....for 18-dollars.... and it keeps a bear out of your backyard by learning it to be a show-biz, HOLLYWOOD BEAR!
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