Plus, wearing old clothes, good for doing yard work, and showing up in an old clunker car probably helps a lot, too. Like, if you show up driving a 20-25 thousand dollar vehicle, and look'n like LL Bean, that will not help at all to make a low price, bargain sale be happening. You need to look like you really need the tractor but ain't got no money because you is just too poor .... ayuh!
Maybe go buy a small bag of cow manure at Wal-mart, and rub some smelly manure onto your worn out, work boots ....... probably a smooth and smelly move ... hee-haw ..... wheeeoooo!
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... down and out, liv'n that Walmart side of the lake!
Last edited by fatlazyless; 11-19-2017 at 09:00 AM.
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