I guess you can limp along by reducing flow--take laundry to the mainland for example. My friend in Maine has a sign that says
"In this land of funand sun, we don't flush for number one.
If you do it, and it's brown, go ahead and flush it down"
I don't know anything that rhymes with clivus multrim or incinerator. Ben did replace our 60 year old toilets with new low flow toilets this year to help reduce flow. This idea came from NH Lakes "Lakesmart" program survey.
www.NHLAKES.org