Q: Why are spiders great tennis players?
A: Cause they have great topspin.
Q: What do you call a competitive tennis player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: homeless
Q: What's a horse's favorite sport?
A: stable tennis
Q: So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?
A: The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
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