[RI Swamp Yankee]

Originally Posted by Acres per Second

I would be quite pleased the assist in the processing of you're troublesome investment instruments, be they gold, diamonds, bonds and stock certificate, or simple piles of grubby cash. For an inconsiderable processing fee able to defray my miscellaneous expenditures. As a token of my good faith, I shall forward immediately a certified supermarket discount card and a partially eaten (but still fresh) Twinkie. I look forward to a lengthy and felicitous relationship between us and our great peoples,

—N'Aopasa

I am still waiting for that guy to deposit the $10 million into my acount like he promised.