[Seaplane Pilot]

Originally Posted by fatlazyless

.....hey ..... it sure beats drowning in icy cold water or when a wee bit drunk .... as is often the case in warm water drownings ..... one 2-dollar noodle can keep you afloat and not too panicked for a long time .... depending .... plus, if you do swallow any water, a noodle allows you to relax and recover, as opposed to drown which is a horrible way to die .... .... aarrrrggggghhhhh!

Here’s another idea for your beloved noodles (and not a bad one at that):

https://qz.com/1620913/the-best-cycl...shvaDYF6q6guOU