..... maybe dial 9-1-1 and tell your local police how the snow is holding your house, hostage, and to get the heck down there, code-3, and arrest that snow, like right away ..... on the double! ... hut-hut-hut! ......
..... and, make it ASAP-PDQ ..... you understand! ..... so, let's get on it! ....
... channeling Officer Barney Fife!