NJ2NH -- good post!
For the record, I have one family member who is a lawyer -- another is a CPA -- my father-in-law works for the IRS in a high level position -- I am a recruiter/headhunter. You may not like some or all of us, but when any of you need us you are quite pleasant and happy to have our help.
Regarding Ames -- I am curious. How many people sounding off on this forum own a residence within 1/2 mile of Ames, specifically on the shoreline?
GB