I need to establish my credentials: I have hair. I am almost ambidextrous. I did a lot of delicate surgery when I was in practice. I am fearless with scissors. I have had poodles most of my life and did all the grooming. I have excellent scissors.
I decided I was skilled enough to cut my own hair.
I am attaching a photo of my dog and her beautiful styling.
I am not attaching a photo of my new self haircut and never will.
I am in awe of barbers.
'Nuff said