Sewage
Samian,
Of course we all know where their pee ends up, nobody even tries to argue that is not happening. But as incredible as this might sound, late one Sunday afternoon a couple of summers ago, as I sat on my dock, a human turd drifted in! Some rafting slob had jumped from his boat into the water, pulled down his draws, and deficated in the cove! I had to scoop it out in a paper cup and dump it down my toilet. When I tell people about this, they think I am making it up. That's why I didn't even mention it in all of my testimony to the DoS. It was just too unbelievable and I thought they would think I was lying. But I'm sure that people like Schaar would argue for their right to poop into the lake. After all, it is their lake too. We the greedy shorefront owners are just being selfish if we object to such behavior.
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