Me: Well, hubby. If you want to see me today at the Forum Fest you can watch the webcam.
7yrOldSon: WEBKINZ! You're going to be with Webkinz today!
Me: Nooooo-ooooooo, on a web.cam. Mommy is going to be on camera on the internet today.
7yrOldSon: How many Webkinz are there going to be? I want to buy one!
Me: No hunnie. It's a web camera. A camera that loads pictures on the internet.
7yrOldSon: I wonder if they have the Leopard Webkinz.
Me: (Oh, shoot me.)
Logging off... getting ready for Forum Fest!