[wildwoodfam]

Originally Posted by fatlazyless

Shep's refused to let me have a, boat registration for my new, 25 year old, 14' sailboat because I had no bill of sale. She screams & pounds the counter: "no bill of sale, it's no sail, fogetaboutit! you pea-brain"

My other boat, a very nice performance boat, is a 32' Sea Ray Pachanga, and I threw a crushed beer can at her as I stormed out the door.

Took my sailboat info to the Marine Patrol in Gilford, and after two visits, and about 90 minutes of heated interogation, I exits the Glendale MP w/ a registration. First they beat me with a rubber hose, and then I was waterboarded, I just stuck with the same story until they sort of believed me.

Lesson learned: don't lose the bill of sale when buying a used boat. New Hampshire unlke most states does not issue titles for boats so it has become a go-to state for registering a stolen boat, or something. And the bill of sale has to be signed by the seller, not forged by yourself!

Capice!

Are these postings you fill this site with supposed to be comic relief? Reading your posts is like trying to follow conversations my 2 year old has with all her toys! WHAT was the point? That your an idiot for losing the bill of sale or an idiot for throwing a beer can at Sue at Sheps, or an idiot for trying to forge your own made up b.o.s. a the marine patrol HQ? Any which way you read this one FLL - you end up being the idiot n the story - so WHY would you post that?!?!