Rules not in the book (based on personal observations):
-The louder/bigger the boat, the smaller the bathing suit (I believe there is an "inverse proportion law applied here).
-PWC's must wait until you take a nap before running near you.
-If you have to ask whether the charts are important, the rocks move immediately to your underneath your hull.
-the person who's slower at launching must always be in front of you.
-the person who's faster (and less patient) is always be behind you.
-When you're certain you've done everything properly, the drain plug will unscrew itself and teleport back home with no warning. Sometimes the keys too.
-Whenever docking at a new location, the winds must be against your favor, with everyone be watching, and that "Oh, God" comment will be clearly heard by you. Sometimes the webcam will be pointed at you for good measure.
-Any time you ask, "how bad can it be?" you will inevitably find out.
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