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Originally Posted by Bear Islander
Take a deep breath and think of something not funny. Like the upcoming vote in the Senate.
Then take just a minute to outline a scenario that fits the criteria. Remember they are a drunk operating a Cigarette boat at high speed that ends up hitting a cottage and a triple decapitation, on a lake with a 300 horsepower limit. The horsepower limit is fictional, the rest is factual.
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Hey thanks you already did it for me.... ha ha ha ha
Three drunks launch a cigarette boat on winni for the day and drive it up on land and die.
Oh wait too improbable for you? I mean three drunks wouldn't disobey a law ould they?
Ok how bout this 3 guys in a 20 foot Skeeter with a 200hp go out fishing for the day. Unfortunately these guys like to drink while they fish. Well after 8-10 beers each they figure what the heck lets see what she'll do. It has gotten dark and they were a bit farther out than they originally planned. On the way back to the docks whamo they hit the shore launch it and at over 70MPH all were killed instantly.
I used a fishng boat for this example because we aren't targeting one type of boat are we BI.
Still laughing at the original post...