That's great!!! Now we can have the "Great Rotary Groundhog Derby" and sell ground augers to make holes, and have prizes for "most accurate tagged/untagged groundhog".
How about groundhogsled racing? A whole new business in the granite state!
What about the Mount Washington groundhog? To replace the people at the Observatory, he would need special equipment (rope tied to his tail from inside the hole, goggles, etc.) in order to keep himself from becoming supergroundhog on a 1-way flight to Portland!
Spokesman for the groundhog society should be none other than the hilarious groundhog (also called gopher) from Caddyshack. Our theme song could be "I'm Alright!"
R2B, you have started something great!
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