You know, I don't mean to brag, but I am like the greatest 74-year old water-skier that ever water-skied since water-skiing was first invented!
So, what can I do now in late December with the 33-degree Lake Winnipesaukee water? I can do a one ski, slalom dock start sitting on the edge of a dock with 40' of slack in the line that whips me off that dock, and finish my run with a stand-up beach landing on a sandy beach so's I never even get wet! Not even a little bit wet!
So's, how about that ......
! ...... gimme some applause here, please!
All set here ......... OK! ......... hit it! Rough water, calm water, medium water ....... it don't make no difference to me!