[Mee-n-Mac]

Just in case they are any impressionable kids reading this ...

I did not jump the Mount's wake, losing the windshield in the process.

I did not race the kid from Patrician Shores with the Whaler, ignoring all boating rules and regs in the process.

I did not tow more than 2 people on the ski-bob (and rip it in the process).

I did not tie somebody's OB skew to the dock.

I did not put fish nor frogs in a slingshot to see how far they could fly.

I did not drop cherry bombs or M80s tied to rocks to blow up fish.

I did not shoot any fish with a .22

I did not burn up my friend's raft with unlawful fireworks (and if I did, it was out of state anyway !)

No, I did not do any of these bad things and if you have proof that I did ... PM me and we can talk.