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Originally Posted by Mee-n-Mac
While I don't frequent the Paugus Bay / Weirs channel I see the same type of thing in Alton Bay. While not exactly common, you do see people just drifting about and swimming off the stern smack in the middle of what would be the "sea lane" for boats going up/down the bay. Why they do this, especially when a little travel could put them in a less travelled spot, is beyond me. Like staying to the right, even when not in a defined channel, it's something that should be common-boating-sense. Perhaps we on the forum should come up with a list of unwritten boating etiquette rules ? Then I'm rigging up a new horn to the alternate horn switch position. It'll issue a loud farting sound when I activate it ... like the next time I come upon a violation of the etiquette rules. If we get enough people to do the same eventually they will ask why they keep hearing the farting sound from all the other boaters. They'll be told, by people in the know, that it's because their boating stinks !  |
I think you need to name this new horn the "flatulator". It would also help the situation greatly if you could you could invent a directional "flatulence essence" device that could deliver a lingering olfactory effect to said boat. The "flatulence essence" device could be used in tandem with the "flatulator" or alone in the "SBD" mode, if you don't want to be identified as the purveyor
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