For $1.19 the Meredith Mobil has cold 1-pint plastic bottles of Borden's strawberry or chocolate milk that taste about a hundred times better than any beer ever brewed.
Lose the beer ...... and drink chocolate or strawberry milk! ...
.... and if you get stopped by the police for a burnt out head light or license plate bulb or a worn out windshield wiper blade or something ..... you won't smell like a beer.
Officer to you: ...... 'you smell like strawberry milk' ..... 'how many strawberry milks have you had tonight' ..... (not too likely to happen here in the lakes region ..... get the message!)