Just maybe it got rolled out into deeper water by the natural force of seismic oscillations caused by an earth tremor centered 133-miles away under Burlington, Vermont.
Or more realistically, that 15-foot high, grey granite glacial erratic was removed by aliens from outer space, who took it to a far-a-way planet, and sculpted it to a perfect resemblance of the Old Man of the Mountain, and then all the aliens agreed to make it their political leader........ all hail new fearless leader from Alton, New Hampshire!
Oh wait .....he already ran and lost for governor back in November, 2014?
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 .... Banned for life from local thrift store!
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