Re: Wednesdays, proposed no-noise boat day
Close your eyes and imagine this; A proclamation from our highly respected Governor, Craig Benson, proclaiming that all across New Hampshire, every Wednesday throughout the year, will be set aside as a no-noise day on each & every lake.
"By no-noise boating, I mean boating that makes no noise; like sailboats, row boats, kayaks, peddle boats, canoes, surfboards & inflatable rubber ducky rafts. Whereas, these bodies of water belong to the people of the State of NH, as a whole, and many will benefit by the return to the peace & quiet of all the lakes as they once were, without the ever present rackety-rack-rack noise of the infernal internal combustion engine, it shall be so proclaimed, or something like that!"
Thankyou very much Gov Benson! Hey, if he can turn US Rt 95 into a one-way only toll road because he got stuck in traffic for one hour on a saturday, last summer, then he should be invited to go boating some saturday next July and it will be a done deal, fo' sure.
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