I have one more.
When you are out hunting and you get a big deer. When you buddy asks you how far you have to drag back to the truck you reply, "About three blocks."
I actually own a video that the man says this exact phrase.
Crawford, you remind me of a buddy of mine that owns a farm in Hill. When we go golfing, he wears overalls, a flannel shirt, spiked golf sandals with wool socks and a straw hat. But he talks with the same style that you type with, thanks.