I had the opposite experience Saturday
3 clowns trying to launch a pontoon boat at Lees mills. Couldn't back up a trailer, couldn't undo the chain, couldn't start the engine, etc. My 5 year old learned about 10 new words while they tried to launch. Fortunatly they gave up and pulled back out. Of course they park right in front of the ramp
A marine patrol boat stopped to use the rest room and he talked/helped them for 2 minutes. I could tell he walked away thinking he'll be rescuing them later!!!
We snuck in and launched in 30 seconds. Is it really that hard for some people?