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WinnisquamZ 06-15-2019 11:25 AM

Do you remove or toss?
 
On a lighter note, when one finds a bug in their drink do you remove it and continue drinking or do you toss it and pour another?


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Top-Water 06-15-2019 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by WinnisquamZ (Post 313437)
or do you toss it and pour another?

Is this a test about Alcohol Abuse. :):)

ishoot308 06-15-2019 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WinnisquamZ (Post 313437)
On a lighter note, when one finds a bug in their drink do you remove it and continue drinking or do you toss it and pour another?


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You simply cannot throw out a perfectly good drink because of a bug! Heck if I did that on the island I would get pretty dry!:D:coolsm:

Dan

Dad sold the C * C 06-15-2019 02:49 PM

First you have to grab the bug and tell 'em to "spit it out". :liplick:

Kamper 06-15-2019 03:51 PM

If he's far enough along, I'll let him finish but he gets the next round.

Descant 06-15-2019 04:27 PM

Just don't remove the umbrella. It's there for protection--safe drinking, as it were. Or drink through the straw.

Barney Bear 06-15-2019 05:23 PM

Bug-a-boo
 
Gently lift the invader onto the table and watch it stagger around. Great summer fun for all, including the bug. 🎉

garysanfran 06-15-2019 05:35 PM

Mezcal...
 
Do ya eat the worm?

Why not?

ushaggerb 06-15-2019 10:19 PM

Remove the drink, keep the bug. Oh, and order another round of bugs.

SAMIAM 06-16-2019 06:44 AM

Depends on the bug....bee's,mosquitos....no problem,but if a house fly lands on anything it's going in the garbage

SAMIAM 06-16-2019 07:32 AM

Depends on the bug....bee's,mosquitos....no problem,but if a house fly lands on anything

ApS 06-16-2019 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by WinnisquamZ (Post 313437)
On a lighter note, when one finds a bug in their drink do you remove it and continue drinking or do you toss it and pour another?

You can't toss it if you ordered "bug juice".

ushaggerb 06-16-2019 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ApS (Post 313459)
You can't toss it if you ordered "bug juice".

It seems rather confusing that "bug juice" isn't either 1) made out of bugs or 2) made for bugs.

Barney Bear 06-16-2019 04:32 PM

Bug Juice
 
It's made at youth camps for the young 'uns that may bug you! It's very refreshing on a hot summer's day! 🐻

Slickcraft 06-16-2019 06:04 PM

I would not be at all concerned be one bug sipping at my drink. Hard to imagine it drinking enough to render the drink a toss away.

Downeast 06-17-2019 07:26 AM

Ha, well The depends entirely if its a drink mortgaged inside Meadowbrook or not.

dippasan 06-17-2019 12:26 PM

Depends
 
It depends on how many drinks I had before the invader landed

znh 06-19-2019 01:55 PM

Usually just goes down with the rest of the drink...the alcohol will kill any thing bad and you get the added bonus of extra protein :liplick:

Pricestavern 06-20-2019 12:56 PM

Spit it Out
 
I take the bug out of the drink, hold it upside down, shake it and yell at it, "Spit it out, ya wee bast'd!"

ushaggerb 06-22-2019 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pricestavern (Post 313727)
I take the bug out of the drink, hold it upside down, shake it and yell at it, "Spit it out, ya wee bast'd!"

If it was a big ol' dock spider, he might spit out half the drink. Those dock spiders have a nasty habit of taking a sip when folks aren't looking. Seen a couple of 'em so drunk, had the cops come and take them down to the station. One had a alcohol level of 0.29%. Been wading in a whiskey, straight up. Downed the whole thing, even licked the glass. Ever notice when you walk by with a drink in your hands, them eye-balling you?

WinnisquamZ 06-22-2019 03:13 PM

Agree with you on the dock spiders! One in the wife’s kayak last week. Heard the scream in Tilton!


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Kamper 06-24-2019 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by WinnisquamZ (Post 313841)
... dock spiders! One in the wife’s kayak last week. Heard the scream in Tilton!

"My eyes! My eyes!?"

LongshotLombard 06-26-2019 01:50 PM

toss or not
 
I was at The Docks and a bug was in my beer, the barmaid Kim said, Don't tell anyone, they will all want one.

LongshotLombard 06-26-2019 01:56 PM

toss or not
 
had a snail in my beer , tossed it , 10 years later , pissed off snail say to me , Why did you do THAT!!!

FlyingScot 06-26-2019 05:25 PM

Eat the bug, toss the drink

Jersey Bob 06-26-2019 07:03 PM

Is that like
 
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Originally Posted by FlyingScot (Post 314098)
Eat the bug, toss the drink

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. :laugh:

ushaggerb 06-26-2019 07:25 PM

Thank God for Bugs
 
Keep the glass, get another for the bug, get the bug drunk, call the cops, bust him for speeding in his drink, drink his drink, find another bug, tell him what happened to the last guy, if he doesn't balk, he's an alcoholic, get him in treatment, count on recidivism, order a blazing hot toddy, let him take his place, watch him melt, patent the new drink, make a billion dollars, buy Governor's Island, sell it in ten years to a trillionaire for 100 billion dollars, thank God for bugs.

Fine print: if you don't follow every step, it won't work.

WinnisquamZ 07-17-2019 07:19 PM

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ApS 07-17-2019 08:54 PM

When Tips are Added to the Bill...
 
Customer to Bartender:

"What's this bug doing in my drink?"


Bartender to Customer:

"Umm...the backstroke?"


:rolleye2:

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