Do you remove or toss?
 

On a lighter note, when one finds a bug in their drink do you remove it and continue drinking or do you toss it and pour another?


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Is this a test about Alcohol Abuse. :):)

You simply cannot throw out a perfectly good drink because of a bug! Heck if I did that on the island I would get pretty dry!:D:coolsm:

Dan

First you have to grab the bug and tell 'em to "spit it out". :liplick:

If he's far enough along, I'll let him finish but he gets the next round.

Just don't remove the umbrella. It's there for protection--safe drinking, as it were. Or drink through the straw.

Bug-a-boo
 

Gently lift the invader onto the table and watch it stagger around. Great summer fun for all, including the bug. 🎉

Mezcal...
 

Do ya eat the worm?

Why not?

Remove the drink, keep the bug. Oh, and order another round of bugs.

Depends on the bug....bee's,mosquitos....no problem,but if a house fly lands on anything it's going in the garbage

Depends on the bug....bee's,mosquitos....no problem,but if a house fly lands on anything

You can't toss it if you ordered "bug juice".

It seems rather confusing that "bug juice" isn't either 1) made out of bugs or 2) made for bugs.

Bug Juice
 

It's made at youth camps for the young 'uns that may bug you! It's very refreshing on a hot summer's day! 🐻

I would not be at all concerned be one bug sipping at my drink. Hard to imagine it drinking enough to render the drink a toss away.

Ha, well The depends entirely if its a drink mortgaged inside Meadowbrook or not.

Depends
 

It depends on how many drinks I had before the invader landed

Usually just goes down with the rest of the drink...the alcohol will kill any thing bad and you get the added bonus of extra protein :liplick:

Spit it Out
 

I take the bug out of the drink, hold it upside down, shake it and yell at it, "Spit it out, ya wee bast'd!"

If it was a big ol' dock spider, he might spit out half the drink. Those dock spiders have a nasty habit of taking a sip when folks aren't looking. Seen a couple of 'em so drunk, had the cops come and take them down to the station. One had a alcohol level of 0.29%. Been wading in a whiskey, straight up. Downed the whole thing, even licked the glass. Ever notice when you walk by with a drink in your hands, them eye-balling you?

Agree with you on the dock spiders! One in the wife’s kayak last week. Heard the scream in Tilton!


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"My eyes! My eyes!?"

toss or not
 

I was at The Docks and a bug was in my beer, the barmaid Kim said, Don't tell anyone, they will all want one.

toss or not
 

had a snail in my beer , tossed it , 10 years later , pissed off snail say to me , Why did you do THAT!!!

Eat the bug, toss the drink

Is that like
 

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. :laugh:

Thank God for Bugs
 

Keep the glass, get another for the bug, get the bug drunk, call the cops, bust him for speeding in his drink, drink his drink, find another bug, tell him what happened to the last guy, if he doesn't balk, he's an alcoholic, get him in treatment, count on recidivism, order a blazing hot toddy, let him take his place, watch him melt, patent the new drink, make a billion dollars, buy Governor's Island, sell it in ten years to a trillionaire for 100 billion dollars, thank God for bugs.

Fine print: if you don't follow every step, it won't work.

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When Tips are Added to the Bill...
 

Customer to Bartender:

"What's this bug doing in my drink?"


Bartender to Customer:

"Umm...the backstroke?"


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