Curb Service...

[GWC...]

Would you like fries with your order? :D :laugh:
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[WeirsBeachBoater]

"If you can fit it in my boathouse I will buy it!"

[Phantom]

" We'd appreciate it if you two guys could just give us a little push out off the dock ....."

[Weirs guy]

"I was waiting for that parking space buddy!"

[RI Swamp Yankee]

Does it come with a trailer?

[Gavia immer]

You wouldn't have any jumper cables, would ya?

[hazelnut]

"hey, you scratched my rudder!"

[ApS]

Our on-board lab people are doing an analysis as we speak.

If you tell us you weren't aware that these roof shingles don't meet the Town's fire code, we're going to let you go with just a verbal warning.

[SIKSUKR]

Could you give me a little push?

[ITD]

Getting closer!!!!

***CRUNCH***

Ok, you can stop now!!

[Grant]

"Pull my finger."

[Just Sold]

OOOPs, you mean this is not Shibley's at the Pier "take out" pick up dock?

[MJM]

"Does this dock make my rear-end look fat?"

[RumGuy]

OK, make sure the skis are snug, and hold onto the line. With a good head start, I think that we can do this....

[AC2717]

"I am sorry we thought you were someone else" , "Alright Charlie it was not Joe let's steam on out of here"

[webmaster]

More pictures by Fred DeVries and the story are here: http://www.winnipesaukee.com/mount/oops/

[Weirs guy]

I totally forgot my own motto: "Back up till it sounds expensive."

[AC2717]

"Oh geeze, we knocked down the wrong boat house again, Boss is not going to be reall happy with us!"

[Mee-n-Mac]

Crewman #1: "The Captain told you to say 'when' !"

Crewman #2: "No way, he told you to say 'when'."

[ApS]

Well, we do know what to do—call your insurance company!

Also, we've also got connections with the Marine Patrol. We'll see that they don't cite you for a violation of RSA 270 G:1(q), which states,
"Every boathouse shall be conspicuously marked as to minimum clearance".

[Loony Singer]

"Hey, Charlie...long time no see! What's new?"

"Oh, I dunno...not much. How about you?"

[Pineedles]

BOW, STERN, AFT, STARBOARD, PORT! I told the Captain I was kinda new at this stuff! And another thing, I wish he'd stop whistling in the horn thingy.

[jrc]

"It's ok to bump the dock a little, that's why you have rub rails"

[pirkaus]

I have insurance I just can't find the card

[hazelnut]

"ice Berg Right Ahe....... Wait I Mean Boat House Left Astern...."

[SteveA]

1 "hey with gas prices at almost $4.00 per gallon.... would you mind running over to the Citgo and get me abount 200 Five gallon cans of gas? It could save me about a $1,000.... thanks! "

2 "Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?"

[Skip]

LACONIA, N.H. (AP) -- New Hampshire Marine Patrol authorities continue to seek the public's help in identifying the owner and operator of a vessel that recently struck town docks and fled the scene shortly before law enforcement officials arrived. Officials assure the public that all tips will remain strictly anonymous.

[Silver Duck]

Ok, who forgot to bring the anchor?

Actually, my Dad and I were standing by the boathouse at Colonial Pines in Center Harbor (a few hundred yards from where she wound up) and over the space of several minutes watched the wind take her from almost down by the Center Harbor town docks into the boathouse she hit. :eek:

Our comments went from "what the heck is she doing?" to "why the heck doesn't she drop anchor?" (I'm still sure about the answer to that question, or whether she even carries an anchor!) :confused:

Silver Duck

[jrc]

http://www.winnipesaukee.com/photopost/data/511/medium/10-8-06_440.jpg

[NightWing]

"Nah, we don't need to get the ladder to shingle this roof. See.....I can reach it fine from here."

[camp guy]

I got it !!!, I learned it during the State Boater Safety Course: the pointy end is the bow, and the roundy end is the back, I mean stern.