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webmaster
12-28-2005, 10:23 PM
I thought I'd seen it all until I received this message today. For a price this service will "provide you with members who will join, interact and have a genuine interest in any topics being discussed".

Dont worry, I won't be purchasing any new forum members soon but I thought you might find it interesting.

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upthesaukee
12-28-2005, 10:40 PM
They obviously have not read any posting on this website and forum. It seems that most expressions about the forums and the website would lead us to say that we are "overpaid" for having such a wonderful site and forum available to us. Maybe Don should contact them, and let them know that he has a special deal for them if they would like to have folks contact them. I'm sure we could get enough kind folks to help out, and the pricing could be something like this:

Basic o-o-o--- 100 posts - 1-10 users - $8
Silver o---o--- 300 posts - 5-25 users - $21
Standard o-o- 500 posts - 7-34 users - $34
Gold o-o--o-- 1000 posts - 8-55 users - $55
Platinum o-- 2500 posts - 9-144 users - $101

Could end up being a wash!!!:laugh:

Mee-n-Mac
12-28-2005, 11:11 PM
It's a plot I tell ya, another com... errr ... wait ... Russia is no longer communist. Hmmm, OK it's another case of outsourcing ... yeah ... outsourcing is what it is. The Russians know a good deal when they see it and they've been watching India's success and so here it is ... forum posting outsourcing. Oh wait, we're not getting paid to post. Hmmm ? Then again mebbe it's more "mercenary" than Don lets on (or knows :eek: ). If some tall slavic looking guy shows up demanding "payment" ... well, it's the mob I tell ya. ;) :D Yup, that must be it. The mob is looking for every niche they can get into. I'm genuinely sure this time. :laugh:

trfour
12-28-2005, 11:32 PM
Thank you for defending us all out here!
We do not need any - ( GRI-Pashenka IA Group's pay per dopes ) !!:laugh:

Love,
T.

Lakegeezer
12-29-2005, 09:35 AM
Don, is there a link to the outsourcing site? Please post it. I'd like to take a deeper look at what they offer.

It sure would be interesting to see what they would have to say about some of the topics that float around this forum. Just think of the value they could add to the ice-out discussion we have every year.

JTA
12-29-2005, 06:06 PM
This could be great Don .... I'd really like some stimulating discussion about mushrooms! (although I think our crew did an admirable job)

Steve
12-29-2005, 09:43 PM
Ok, now I have seen everything.:D

webmaster
12-30-2005, 09:17 AM
Don, is there a link to the outsourcing site? Please post it. I'd like to take a deeper look at what they offer.Get ready for some strange stuff.

http://www.genomelink.org/pashenka

Pepper
01-02-2006, 10:25 PM
You mean that there are actually people who get PAID for having as much fun as we have here??? :eek: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That is without question the most bizarre thing I think I've ever seen. Apparently there must be a market for it, though. Must be some forums out there that aren't as "lively" as ours. ;)