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Airedale1
02-17-2016, 12:51 PM
Ode To Winter
It's winter in New Hampshire
And the gentle breezes blow
Fifty miles an hour
At seventeen below
Oh, how I love New Hampshire
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I'll guess I'll hang around
I could never leave New Hampshire
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground
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Accipiter290
02-17-2016, 01:01 PM
It's winter in New Hampshire,
And if you didn't know,
It's probably cuz it's 50 out,
and there isn't any snow.
Pineedles
02-17-2016, 02:45 PM
So comeback you distant snowbirds,
it isn't really cold
Head you trailers northward,
and comeback where its not cold.
chasedawg
02-17-2016, 04:08 PM
So comeback you distant snowbirds,
it isn't really cold
Head you trailers northward,
and comeback into the fold.
We are leaving Key West. Driving our Motor Home not out West but North to New Hamshire which is the Best.
jetskier
02-17-2016, 04:39 PM
It's winter in New Hampshire
and the ice is really thin
I see a two sunken pickups belonging to some kin
It's winter in New Hampshire
and the bob huts are afloat
I am staring at the water with no sign of a boat
the fish they are a smiling not knowing what's to come
I'm bringing out "old Betsy", gonna shoot em with my gun.
Jetskier :D
rsmlp
02-17-2016, 05:42 PM
Let's be honest, the winter has and will be a total BUST.
dippasan
02-18-2016, 11:04 AM
It's winter in New Hampshire,
And if you didn't know,
It's probably cuz it's 50 out,
and there isn't any snow.
It's winter in New Hampshire
And if you didn't know
My friends all bought new snowmobiles
That's why it didn't snow
Had they bought new Sea Doo's
You would have seen snow fly
Mother nature likes to trick us
Ice Out would be July
So if you like the winter
Buy a new Sea Doo
And if you pray for Summer
Buy a new Polaris too
dam1960
02-18-2016, 11:15 AM
I can relate to that...
joey2665
02-18-2016, 11:23 AM
It's winter in New Hampshire
And if you didn't know
My friends all bought new snowmobiles
That's why it didn't snow
Had they bought new Sea Doo's
You would have seen snow fly
Mother nature likes to trick us
Ice Out would be July
So if you like the winter
Buy a new Sea Doo
And if you pray for Summer
Buy a new Polaris too
Guilty as charged. I traded in my two Ski Doo's for two new ones back in November.:eek: :emb:
dippasan
02-18-2016, 11:36 AM
Guilty as charged. I traded in my two Ski Doo's for two new ones back in November.:eek: :emb:
Oh boy that's rough!
My poem is a true one.
Several of my friends bought new 2016 sleds.
Just think...you'll have a brand new sled to look forward to riding next year.
camp guy
02-18-2016, 04:36 PM
I say, gently, you poem makers better watch out...Hallmark may come looking for authors for a new line of greeting cards.
I hate to burst your bubble Airedale, but Maine is claiming that one too!!!!:laugh:
VitaBene
02-19-2016, 06:09 AM
I knew the day I put the plow on the truck and everything worked ( first time in years) and the pto shaft lined up perfectly for the snowblower on the tractor that this winter was doomed!!
ishoot308
02-19-2016, 08:24 AM
I knew the day I put the plow on the truck and everything worked ( first time in years) and the pto shaft lined up perfectly for the snowblower on the tractor that this winter was doomed!!
I knew as soon as I bought a new snowmobile!! :emb::emb:
dam1960
02-19-2016, 10:02 AM
#1 son - new sled
#2 son - new sled
Dad - new sled
Brother-in-law - new sled
That's a WTF... :(
Pricestavern
02-19-2016, 11:28 AM
Some might say this winter's nice,
with winter short and springtime twice.
Yet for this warmth we pay a price:
another truck gone thru the ice.
upthesaukee
02-19-2016, 02:23 PM
#1 son - new sled
#2 son - new sled
Dad - new sled
Brother-in-law - new sled
That's a WTF... :(
No, that's a "Now we know whose fault this is!!!!" ;) :)
I live here... I am always Upthesaukee.
dam1960
02-19-2016, 08:36 PM
I take full responsibility...:emb:
ishoot308
02-19-2016, 08:53 PM
I take full responsibility...:emb:
Glad I'm off the hook!! :D:D
nhcatrider
02-20-2016, 08:16 AM
I'll take some of the blame too, new sled and trailer. At least I got the sled broken in with the little riding we did.
winni83
02-20-2016, 02:53 PM
I just knew that when my wife and I got new skis, boots and poles and seasons passes to Gunstock that the winter was going to be dismal. I will say that Gunstock has done a pretty good job with snow making and grooming.
Nagigator
02-20-2016, 04:12 PM
Dear old winter, you can go
We hardly got any ice or snow
Spring is coming, the sap is flowing
Stay off the ice, or in you're going :)
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