A good Chuckle....

[The Eagle]

Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.

After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead!

Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate, but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier.

So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest.

The sex was good but all the dove would say is ......... 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'

Well this so got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate..

He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is.......

'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon.

Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....




NO, The duck didn't say THAT !



... Don't be SO disgusting!




The duck said....




'I am a DRAKE,
You made a MISTAKE!!

I couldn't resist posting this! It was a cute one!
"The Eagle"

[SIKSUKR]

All I can say is "your an Eagle,is this leagle"?:laugh:

[Yosemite Sam]

I didn't know where to put this video.....maybe it will fit here.

All you guys should watch this video just in case you are thinking about buying your love one a vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

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[robmac]

that was great Sam,think I should return the broom she said she needed another way to get around. :laugh:

[Yosemite Sam]

that was great Sam,think I should return the broom she said she needed another way to get around. :laugh:


OMG don't get FLL going.....you know what he thinks of brooms!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[LadyJane]

That's a riot ! Every year my husband gets me an exquisite piece of jewelry from a local jeweler. This year I already know what he's getting for me: a garage door opener. He had the sense to get my seal of approval first. I am delighted !!!

[SIKSUKR]

Practical isn't romantic? It's always made my heart pitter patter!:D

[Lakesrider]

So the new weather Tech floor mats for her car isn't a good idea?

Oh oh.....:eek:

[Jersey Bob]

I was going to buy the wife an iPod.
Can't afford that, so then I thought about an iPad, too expensive.
Then I looked into the iPhone, that wasn't in the budget either.
So I went with the....






iRon.
Do you think she'll like it?

[NoBozo]

NOW I'm starting to wonder whether the new Craftsman (#88691) Snow Blower that I just picked up Friday was a good idea. :look:

Maybe... I can give it to myself instead. :D :D NB

[SteveA]

I was going to buy the wife an iPod.
Can't afford that, so then I thought about an iPad, too expensive.
Then I looked into the iPhone, that wasn't in the budget either.
So I went with the....iRon. Do you think she'll like it?

iDoubtit so iWouln't if iWereYou. :rolleye1:

[BroadHopper]

Thought I splurge for the propane stove with 5th burner and convection oven. 20% discount from the mfg. Plus Lowes 10% off sale. Still broke the bank.

Think I should return it?????

[SAMIAM]

You saved me Sam......I'm returning the leaf blower.

[chipj29]

No lie, one year my next door neighbor bought his wife a new toilet for Christmas. As you can imagine, it did not go over well. ;)

[Lakesrider]

Everyone knows you don't put a toilet over a well....Geesh!:laugh::D

But hey if not a toilet how about one of these. $400.00. Holy Moly!
Read the ad. it is pretty funny in itself.

http://www.sandman.com/intimst.html