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Old 06-21-2009, 05:32 AM   #17
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I have spent countless hours studying these unieque bovines, here is what I have found. They are not really cows at all. They are a rare breed of giant cat fish found only in lake Winnipesaukee, and Aloah ( the largest of the 9 Hawiian islands ) . Sometime after Nov. 13th they shead there cow skin and return to the lakes deepest spots where they ride out the cold winter the months. Once the water temp rises past 68 F their GILLS are transformed into UTTERS ,and other cow parts and they return to B. D. island. They are only hostel because it hurts changing from cow to fish to cow ETC. The bulls stay the same all the time,they are always just bulls, and theyer kind of stupid. Anyway there is a whole lot more,but thats it in a NUT shell.
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