What a coincidence!
This summer I am opening a new restaurant, "Brian's Stressed Out and Rushed Dining", it follows the theme of a crowded New York deli at lunch time on a weekday.
We don't have all the details worked out yet, but we're going for a theme where new comers feel totally confused and disoriented upon entering. Seating will be extremely limited, and we may employ some homeless people to camp at random tables just to add to the ambiance.
The menu will mostly be $10 sandwiches, $6 cups of soup, stuff like that.
Hope to see you there.
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