[fatlazyless]

And on the eighth day,
God created an aluminum boat,

Why aluminum?
Because aluminum rocks,

Plus, it makes nice lappy noises,
When the water laps up against it,

Plus, aluminum lasts, & lasts, & lasts,
Forever, & ever, & ever,

In the slightly acidic water,
of 75 billion gal Lake W,

You never heard of an aluminum boat,
that got all split apart,

And sunk to the bottom,
Because it's ALUMINUM!

..................................

Those two yellow Sea Tow rescue boats, plus the orange Tow Boat USA rescue boat, plus the three NH Marine Patrol 27' interceptors w/ dual 150 Mercs, plus the Marine Patrol Sea Ark buoy tender utility w/ dual 150 Mercs, plus the Coast Guard's orange & white, Falcon Jet- long distance search plane.....what are they all made of...............it's not phoney fiberglass.................it is the real-deal, A-L-U-M-I-N-U-M.