Democrats = nannys, who need to control every aspect of our lives because, obviously, we are simply too stupid to know what's good for us. These nannys take our money because they know best how to spend it; define marriage for us because our millinea-old civilization never got it right in the first place; explain to us how much safer it would be if none of us owned any guns -- just trust them to coddle the criminals because society has done the criminals wrong; and now tells us what to wear while swimming. I'm sure the next step will be to force all swimmers to swim with life vests on, or only in waste-deep water, for safety sake.
Question: How will this law be enforced? Will the MP be required to pull the swimmer over and ask him to produce his ID and swimming license? Will violations be reported to the DMV? If this is a repeat violation, will the swimmer be towed to shore and handcuffed to the pier? Will there be a public recounting in the Citizen's police log, and willl the trial dates be announced? If none of this has been thought out yet, then there's plenty of meddling yet for Democrats over the next few months.
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