I got my new boat so that I could buy more gas and get a higher refund than I did with the old boat....at least that was one point I made to the Mrs. when we talked about getting the boat. Yes, dear, it will use more gas, but look at the bright side...we get a larger refund at the end of the year.
It sounded so good coming off my lips...not as much going into her ears.
Still got the boat!!!!! (might have had something to do with the porta-potti
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