Being able to put an out-of-stater in his place without being mean-spirited:
Texan asked a NH farmer how big his place was, and the farmer said: "it goes to that tree line over theyah, that's Smith's trees. Back to Wilson's creek down yondah. and over to Jones' stone wall right theyah."
Texan said he had a ranch that he could get into his truck and drive for hours and never get to a property line.
NH farmer said: "Ahyup, I had a truck like that once myself"
Lesson learned.